Quotes from Moanna

Brace yourself for some deep and serious insight on life. The following quotes were all generated from Moanna throughout the past week…

While dusting off a box with a giant makeup brush…
“Am I going to have to start cleaning this house? This place is a mess!”

While  out eating lunch…
Moanna, “Who’s the President again?”
Me, “The President of the United States?”
Moanna, “No! The President of the TV.”
Me, “You mean President Obama?”
Moanna, “Yep. That’s exactly who I was thinking of.”

While riding in the car…
Moanna, “These people are going too slow!”
Me, “They’re not used to driving in this kind of weather.”
Moanna, “Do you see any snow on the road? I don’t see any snow. They are going too slow.”
Me, “There isn’t any snow right here is there?”
Moanna, “Nope. They need to get off the road.”

While helping clean in the kitchen…
“These boys sure do make a mess, don’t they?”

While running out of the room with a peace of chocolate in her hands as Steve is walking up the stairs…
“Distract Daddy! He can’t know I’m having chocolate before breakfast.”

While fighting with a toy…
“This freaking thing won’t work! I think it needs batteries.”

While riding in the car…
Steve, “That’s hilarious.”
Moanna, “What does hilarious mean?”
Me, “It means something is super funny.”
Moanna, “Then why don’t you just say, ‘That’s super funny’?”
Me, “For variety I guess.”
Moanna, “Then, I think you guys are hilarious.”

While driving past the gym…
Moanna, “When am I going back to the Kid’s Center?”
Me, “Soon. Probably Monday.”
Moanna, “Well, Mommy, I think you need to go exercise VERY soon.”

… AND this is why I get out of bed every day.

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