On Why Santa is Fat
“Why is Santa so fat?”
Moanna, “Because he has babies in his belly.”
To think, all this time, we thought it was his diet of cookies and milk. This is going to take the “where do babies come from?” conversation to a whole new level.
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Well…at least for a few years you can answer Mo’s “where do babies come from questions” by telling her Santa brings them. Wow, that puts the stork out of business and the cabbage patch out of commission!
i love toddler logic:)
Awesome.
Explains it all!
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